Answer:
I’m upset, not cause you spammed me, but because this is the only asks I get.
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(via sketchyelephant)
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
(via sketchyelephant)
| Mirror: | you look cute today |
| Camera: | lol no |
| Instagram filters: | I got you |
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
(Source: genderti, via kurtcopay)
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
(via kurtcopay)
Teen Wolf - Season 3 Sneak Peek
(Source: aprillrose, via untz-untz-untz-bootiebutt)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via sketchyelephant)
Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift
(via thatvegandude)
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
(via forever--song)
